The Joys Of Being a WALMART eMployEE...

So i Decided to make an entry about things i hear from Customers as your average cashier.


Me: I'm sorry mam it looks like your card expired 3 months ago.
Woman: Oh yeah i know that but i was just wondering if I could still use it....
My thought: SERIOUSLY?!


Me : Have a good day sir.
85 year old man: You sure are an Attractive Lady..
Me : Uh.. thanks :/


Man about 40 : Did you miss me Katie?
ME: Uh...yeah ...sure
Man: Ya know I forgot your name till now  but i didn't forget your smile
.Me after ringing up his groceries: Is that all for you today?
Man: And a date with you ....we can go anywhere within reason...
My thought: what the flip do i say to that?!
Me : have a good day sir.

Woman at self Check outs.... Scans one item and says it's the wrong price.. In the process of me fixing it she looks at the item then scans it again...Looks at me so confused and says, why did it ring up twice....My thought : Because YOU SCANNED IT TWICE! WOW!

Today I saw a middle aged man walk in wearing big loop earings, a tight mini skirt , and to top it off... Hooker boots! I love my job!

Some lovely individual decided to park directly in front of the cart caral so I was unable to get any carts out.. I know walmart is notorious for bad parking ... but Really??

I'm sure theres many more to follow so stay tuned :)